Photos - Surprises - Failures (continued)
A ouija board in Conway Avenue, Rose Bay? Oui! Ja! Yes!
Traffic assistant: Hi, boss. For Roseville's Boundary Street traffic advisory sign,
what did you have in mind?
Manager: My mind's gone blank.
Punctuation punch-up at the corner of Park and Victoria Roads, Rydalmere:
There shouldn't be a full stop after The Family Inn.
There should be a full stop after The Family Inn.
… unless you're exiting.
If you want an explanation, ask manager Matt (a really nice guy) in Vore Street,
Silverwater, and get your tyres done at the same time.
In Lavinia Street, South Granville, local
buses are doing their bit to promote fitness.
No prohibition at Reid Murray Reserve, on St Andrews Road, St Andrews ("no vehicular access prohibited"),.
So why all the blockages? If the council prosecuted you for driving your car onto the reserve,
wouldn't a photo of the sign guarantee a magistrate would dismiss the case?
Double trouble: these twin signs on the Cosgrove Road/Liverpool Road corner
can't agree on the name of their suburb.
(It's Strathfield South, as confirmed by the Government Names Board, which also
confirms that the official name for the corresponding suburb is North Strathfield. Life is strange.)
"The" "Masonic" "%%" "doe's" "we'll" "with" "punctuation","
but" "we'll" "be" "doin'" "e'en" "better".
"Castlereagh" "Street", "Sydney".